Funny SMS

Love is Photogenic
Love is Photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE?
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

girls are like phones
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

First the engagement ring
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!!!

What happend 2 ur mobile?
What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

If ur world is spining Round & Round
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast, do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...


When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

When I was born Devil said...
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Friendship SMS

In The Flower My Rose Is You
In The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart
I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !

If you wanna know how much i miss you
If you wanna know how much i miss you, try to catch the raindrops, the ones you catch is how much you miss me, and the ones you miss is how much I MISS YOU...

I miss you utna
I miss you utnaYou miss me jitnaI miss u tabseYou miss me jabseI miss u tabtakYou miss me jabtakYou miss me jaane kabtakBut i miss u marte dum tak

Ja mere SMS Ja
Ja mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA...DHEERE SE JANA...SHOR MAT MACHANA... BZY HO TO...KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW...PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA...

All r very boring witho_t yo_
S_nriseB_tterflyPict_reL_nchB_s standFig_reM_sicall r very boring witho_t yo_.I think i miss u...

Knowing a person like u
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Days are too Busy
Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

calling... calling... calling...
calling... calling... calling... 1 missed call reminding you that some one is missing u verrry much.

There's no Special reason
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

If u think I miss u all the time
If u think I miss u all the time u r wrong I miss u only when I think about u but damn it I think u all the time.I miss u sweetheart.

I don't wanna feel the way that I do...
I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you!

I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

Best Wishes SMS

LUCK is yours
LUCK is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine. Best of Luck

Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

Care for the one who shares
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

Every sunset gives us one day
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

never say u r alone
never say u r happy when u r sad...never say u r fine when u r not ok...never say u feel good when u feel bad,...never say u r alone when i m still alive...good luck and best wishes for ever...

Good Day & Good Luck
Every sunset gives us,One day less to live!But every sunrise give us,One day more to hope!So, hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!And Good Morning!

May God suceed u in every exams
Rain of summer, snow of winter,grace of autumn, glory of spring,May beauty of every seasongive ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.Good luck & all the best